I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
She was really sick last night--but i was too drunk to bring her chicken noodle soup after the bar, so went by taco bell and got her a chicken burrito instead
That's why there are breakfast margaritas.
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Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
Some girl, somewhere, is going to wake up with my face paint on her vagina
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
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I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
Pro tip: if you can avoid puking on your carpet, do so. Cleaning it up is absolutely no fun at all.
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
If you don't sing 'dust in the wind' at my funeral, I'll haunt you forever
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
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