Do you think there's anyone left in this world that hasn't masturbated in a computer chair?
Waitress cut us off at Chili's bar. New low
I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
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is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
what kind of dress can i wear to my high school reunion that says "even though i'm more successful than all of you i'm still up for sex"?
Currently bar hopping with 30 Navy SEALS. I know i'm safe but damn its hard to pick up chicks when you feel like a big pussy.
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
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No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
If body pillows had a built in vibrator attached I would literally never need a boyfriend again
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
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