why do my parents always seem to be having way more sex than i do?
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
I'm drinking bacardi out of her mom's eco-green starbucks mug and chasing it with her sister's "for track only" vitamin water. Hello suburbia
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Just took a shot out of a used mini planter. Might die from the pesticides, but didnt want whoever took all of my shotglasses to think they won.
Why did you come into my room last night at 3am and pour monopoly money on me while you were crying?
Best part: she drunkenly told me I'm dangerous then slurred to my parents that I should watch out in case I fall in love with her. Then she mounted a pinata
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
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I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
Hey I know we haven't talked in a while, but I wanted to thank you for those m&ms you bought me for Christmas. Sorry I never got you anything then broke up with you.
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