Do vagina's smell?
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
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Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
I tripped while walking across the stage and while trying to pick my diploma back up my flask fell out in front of the dean
I stared at him for a solid five minutes because he looked like what I imagine god would look like if god was a lumberjack
It's not Christmas until you get a photo from an ex wearing a Santa hat and red boxers... And then you just respond with, "nope."
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I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
so I'm walking to my last final while opening my giant red bull and i look over to my right and the guy beside me had one too and was looking back at me. without missing a beat he pulls out a bottle of jager, pours half in mine, half in his and goes "cheers"....i'm not even mad i probably failed my final
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
Was I just dreaming, or was there a corpse at work last night?
She was just sleeping.
Is it bad that I'm kind of disappointed by that?
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
They don't really make a "hey I'm fucking your ex wife" card do they ?
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