i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
after drinking 6 jumbo margaritas he then proceeded to tell the entire restaurant that he was going to "bust a load in me" when we got home....how do you think the rest of my night went?
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
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the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
Just saw a man downtown with a cat just riding on his shoulder like a furry parrot. He may be homeless, but I think he's your soul mate.
Sooooooo Your wife and your girlfriend are making cat noises at one another via text
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What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
I'm really sorry I bit your mom last night, it was completely uncalled for.
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
I woke up and couldn't find her. She had somehow managed to get into the closet and lock herself in. She was crying for her boyfriend. Thirsty Thursday at its finest
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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