After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
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I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
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Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
Ooo, yeah! Thanksgiving will be a blast. Can't fuckin wait for the next round of "have you found a nice young man yet?" Followed by a lovely helping of "don't worry, there's someone out there for you."
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
From now on he's gonna have to shave first. It feels like I got eaten out by a chainsaw!
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