I hate all girls vehemently.
Sorry I thought I was a lizard earlier.
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
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there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
I'm laying in bed listening to Purple Rain on repeat. If you wanna bone, come up, but if not, at least Prince understands me.
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
Do you have feelings for this penis?
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
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