Miracle whip is the devil's jizz.
just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
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The cop told me to answer for everyone if there was drinking involved and then i threw up in my Luigi's italian ice that i was eating with a pizza slicer
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
Also, can next Friday be Long Underwear Friday instead of Jockstrap Friday? Because I'm about to cough up a testicle.
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
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