Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
I'm inventing beer flavored vodka. This raspberry shit makes me feel like a pussy.
ummm i just drove by ur house and ur passed out on the porch. please call me when u get this
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we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
Where the royal fuck are you??
The depths of vodka hell.
After the 3rd time his brother walked in on us I asked "Does he ever knock?" his reply "This is his room"... Turns out he didn't even live there... I feel like a hoe.
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
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If he doesn't give you the same feelings you get when the pizza guy arrives, he's probably not worth it.
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
I woke up to the smell of shame and vomit in my hair... went to the bathroom to shower and passed out... woke back up naked with the blow dryer on... thanks for making my birthday a success
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
If you fucking touch my phone and text people, drunk or sober, ever again, i will shove a swizle stick up your pee hole.
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
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