I just bought a large Pizza and Xanex in the same store...my night is complete
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
I don't judge her for getting booty calls at 2 in the morning, so she can't judge me for staying in friday nights and putting spray cheese on pringles.
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I had such a pleasant walk of shame. The sun was shining, I smiled at all the high school suckers who judged me on their way to school, and I made friends with an old guy and his dog.
I've never felt more disgusting in my life. And I'm including the time I snuggled that homeless woman in the puddle of my whiskey vomit.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
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You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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