The funny thing about my wife cheating on me is that the guy probably has genital warts now. Sweet.
singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
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I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
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after we were done she whispered to my dick "you sir, are a genius"
I guess all those years with her as your babysitter finally paid off.
I recorded his orgasm, set it as his ringtone, and called him while they were singing happy birthday to his mom. Yeah, revenge is sweet.
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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