you kept yelling 'bird cage' in between songs and finally the lead singer stopped to ask if you meant 'free bird' and you said 'fuck you, i'm not gay', needless to say you were kindly escorted out
I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
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I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
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Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
I just picked up my phone and one shoe from the man mowing the lawn next to the ice rink. He found them in a tree.
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
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