Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
Apparently Chef Boyardee is the only guy I'm taking home tonight.
you threw up in the oven last night. i found that out after i preheated it to cook a pizza.
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
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Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
Just ordered an appetizer sampler to distract the fat chicks so we can escape
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
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You knocked on your freshman year room door, told the kids who opened it "I own you", and attempted to force-feed them everclear.
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
all I want for my birthday is booze and sex toys. don't bother calling if neither of those are included.
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