Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
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I woke up in your car in the McDonalds parking lot. What the hell happened to 'no man left behind'?
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
Sexting Captain while emailing my eharmony match about my low key weekend is hard.
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
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