i feel like barbie the morning after an elton john party
My dad assaulted a TSA agent this morning. Shut down airport security. Don't tell me that your family is embarrassing.
Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
Hey bro, did you ever hear from the background investigator that i was supposed to bang?
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you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
You kept running up to random groups of people and saying "I'm a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader so we all have to chug our drinks!" and they all listened to you.
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
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Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
Drunk you needs to learn how to call sober me, so sober me can talk your drunk vagina down.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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