Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
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I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
I shit you not, me and my date were in that bar and within a 10 minute window, 4 ex gf's entered. Every one clocked me and gave me evils. I swear they're conspiring.
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
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Why are there two phone calls to calgary police in my phone and why is there a voicemail from you asking for bail money
I swear to god those aren't related
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
He? As in you personified your dick?
Hiking for a first date sounded like a good idea in theory because there was absolutely no possibility of me blacking out. In practice, I'd rather black out than go through what I just went through.
My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
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