I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
In honor of tonight, my penis will make an appearance
Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
I just pooped in his toilet and didn't flush...I desperately need to get him past the girls don't poop phase.
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Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
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wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
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I don't know whether to call the hospital or call the prison first.
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
She sneezed like 10 times, put her head down on the table and then laid down on their couch and fell asleep. In the middle of the dominoes game. I'll never understand why my dad continues to provide my mom wine.
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
It is getting ridiculous, the elaborateness of the schemes I have to concoct so my suitemates don't know I'm pooping.
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