yeah. then i thought it would be a good idea to show them how hairy my armpits were, so they'd be distracted from the bush in my pants. EPIC FAIL.
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
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Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
I managed to get through my meeting without throwing up in someone else's office, so there's that for an accomplishment today.
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There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
I was so drunk last night dude. I woke up this morning to my oven being wide open and my pants on the kitchen floor.
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
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