I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
You were sitting at the bus stop holding hands with some Polish girl you just met, who was just as drunk as you were, and you kept trying to light your Kit Kat and smoke it.
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
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What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
She keeps telling me I can't keep feeding the dog my food. I gave half the weed brownie to the dog and half to me. I just want it to taste the greatness of cheezits like I am.
Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
I IMAGINED YOU YELLING SURPRISE WITH JAZZ HANDS. AND I LOVE YOU FOREVER
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
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I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
If, when you wake up, you're wondering why you're in the bathtub, it's because when I tried to move you, you yelled that that was cheating and tried to kick me in the face.
Fair enough.
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
He just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
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