Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
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come find me please
i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
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What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
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So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
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Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
I'm taking a pole dancing class this morning. Can I put you down as my emergency contact? I'm NOT putting my mother
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
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