please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
negative
come find me please
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
you were sitting on my toliet with a double cheesburger in your hand asking me how the cheeseburger even got there.
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I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
I forgot to tell you about my 7:30am Sunday morning run to the local convenience store to buy condoms, a du-rag and a shot glass
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
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Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
Woman at starbucks on her computer with a garbage bag of popcorn and a bottle of lotion. Where are you coming from?!
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
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