all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
if you hear someone banging on your door early in the morning, it's me with some breakfast burritos, so don't be alarmed
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
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just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
I stared at his lazy eye for so long, he thought I had one too. Then we bonded over our lazy eyes. I had to fake one all night. My head is fucking killing me. NEVER pretend to have a lazy eye.
I forgot how weird my hair bleaches and now I'm a calico
You can wake up to my rainbow of failure
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You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
Sorry man, but I'd rather do drugs with strangers than watch sports with you. It's not personal, drugs always beat sports.
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
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