I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
Just dunked an oreo in a white russian. Trying to think of a better experience in my life and failing.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
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Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
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I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
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