PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
burritoes are like sleeping bags for ground beef
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
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I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
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Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
I'M SO HIGH I FORGOT HOW TO EAT A STRAWBERRY. A FUCKING STRAWBERRY.
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
The ass gains better be worth it
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