marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
So...we accidentally left a bag of puke in your sister's room. Heads up.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
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he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
I spent ten minutes questioning her on what kind of cup she wanted... Then I asked what kind of water she wanted..
WOAH TOO HIGH
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Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
I should come with a warning like "do not feed me tequila or cocaine, I will ruin the party and cry"
Dude at the bar last night came into the bathroom, drop kicked the stall open and start saying lines from happy Gilmore as he was shitting, "go in your home! Are you too good for your home?!"
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon
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