id be glad to
Just saw my neighbor passed out in his front yard, leg stretching into the road. Full beer in his hand.
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
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your philanthropy is ruining my sex life.
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
He just pushed one of his testicles up into his stomach and called himself lance armstrong. I can't make this shit up.
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
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I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
I need to sanitize my soul.
He said "send me a motivational picture" so I sent one with mayo on my face that said "clearly I'm no stranger to white stuff on my face"...I'm the fuckingng worst
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
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