I just remembered Dan asking me all polite in the middle of sex "do you mind if I get behind you?" that was the most polite way I've been asked to do it doggy style
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
I'll never ask another girl to get on top again, that girl from the bar last night got on top and shit diareah all over my ball sack while she was cumming.
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
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She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
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Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
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