And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
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You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
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Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
There is a man playing a trumpet at this brunch and I hate life. Too hungover for this. Send help ASAP.
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
Clearly I was drunk when I met them I gave them a muffin. But they sure remembered me
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
I may or may not have tried to give myself a lobotomy
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