Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
There's a walmart bag of my vomit outside my front door. I just really need someone to appreciate that with me.
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
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Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
You left your underwear on the fireplace
you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
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She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
I'm eating hummus off of my stomach right now.
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
I have 3 vacation days left and I'm guarding them like a gay dragon on a pile of gold dildos molded after celebrities.
Smaug the FABULOUS
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
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