I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
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Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
I woke up at 3am, my head in a toilet, still at the kegger, wearing a random cowboy hat.
I don't care how hungry or impatient you are. the highest setting on the microwave is 100% and you better not take it appart to add power. This is not the Enterprise.
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Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
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