brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
Alex texted me. Bootycall boy #2. its like an alarm goes off once i'm single that the line is open again
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
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i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
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I woke up spooning with a broom that someone taped a mustache too..i need to stop starting my nights by drinking "hangover" wine.
You know you're hung-over when you're smoking and have the strong urge to eat the cigarette. No more buckets of gin. No. More. Ever.
I can't go to the bars anymore. She wanted to see me again and I drunkenly told her I was moving today. If she spots me I'm fucked.
The beauty of getting kicked out of college again is I can fuck my professor's brains out and she can't get fired now
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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