So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
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You tried to poop in the sink last night.
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
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We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
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