hotel room ftw
Stop everything. They have oreo straws to drink milk with and then you eat the straw. I think i just got turned on by a cookie commercial.
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
at the gym hungover with vodka in a water bottle. don't say i'm not fulfilling my resolutions
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How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
Almost peed between 2 cars...till I realized that it's daytime and I'm sober.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
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Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
I DEMAND FORESKIN
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