It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
I just ate an adderall and jelly sandwich in front of my mom. Homework time!
I think my hot accountant is wearing banana republic. I miss the days when that ='ed gay. Signals are so confusing now.
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Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
This lady in my dui class just asked what patron was. I feel like she doesn't belong here
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
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A giant panda just asked me for a cigarette and said "man pandas gotta smoke too." There is something wrong with this place.
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
Ten
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
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