You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
I just pooped in his toilet and didn't flush...I desperately need to get him past the girls don't poop phase.
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
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No need to clean the puke on the driveway. The squirrel is eating it up.
he tried to make a toast, but hit the moving ceiling fan with his beer instead
Is there any chance I can see you without pouring vodka on your head?
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Some dudes just stopped and stared at me peeing in the street for like 5mins, and I yelled HEY. HEY. WANT ME TO SHIT IN YOUR MOUTH? I'LL SHIT ON YOUR CHEST FOR FIVE DOLLARS, PAPI
this is why i love drunk you
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
Next year for Halloween you can be the sword swallower, with a penis shaped sword.
I’ve developed a strange interest in ear wax removal vids on YouTube. Dear god, I need to get a job
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
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