y did u give ur computer a hand job?
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
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Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
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Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
A stoners worse nightmare? Well packaged snacks. Just took me 5 mins to get a cinnamon roll out of the package. And another 3 mins to properly type this text
He told me he was gonna go wash a trailer and somehow I ended up eating vodka fruit with children in a green bean field.
I think my fortune cookie is telling me I give good blowjobs.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
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