I'm at this poker game and this kid to my left is bragging about all the chicks he hits including a "playboy model" when all of a sudden this 22 guy looks him in the eye and says "ever fuck a 70 woman. The things they can and are willing to do" Next think the whole table is quiet for an hour. That guys my hero...
i think i have herpe
just one?
I think I found my soulmate. This guy in front of me is yelling about getting laid while holding two beers and texting. I think this is love.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
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Apparently tackling a bar stool and crashing to the floor while yelling for 6 shots of whiskey won't get you thrown out on St Pattys Day.
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
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She just laid there, sucking on a piece of steak, with the most content look on her face. Just before she passed out (steak still on her mouth) she said the cat box needed to be emptied
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
I just got offered free tattoos if I smuggle some guns from OKC to Dallas for a guy in the hells angels
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
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