STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
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I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
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Maybe he injected his testicle?
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
Yeah, I probably need some combination of electric shock, massive quantities of LSD, and enough couch time time to make Woody Allen say "Enough".
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
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