I totally ignored my nose and drank sour milk this morning. The tupid carton said 4/22/09. i puked everywhere..
Theres a random in my bed. Omg but at least he's a law student?
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
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Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
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Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
I just need to drink whiskey get off and eat some cheese. Why is that so fucking hard for god to deliver.
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
Apparently 'ewww' is not the correct response to him saying he has to go to a funeral while I'm there.
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