so Brent and I ordered you a drink then realized you don't live here. I drank it.
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
I drink more single than I do in relationships. Except with assface.
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
I had a dream about a vibrator with 42 different settings. If that's not a good indication I need to get laid, I don't know what is
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
My roommate fed me my birth control pill while I was hungover laying on the couch so that's how my morning has been
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
Randomize