Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
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I know it was you because you're the only person I know who gets drunk and craves soup.
Soup is delicious
I just realised I've never been sober in my apartment
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
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Remind me to call McDonald's to give a good review of Ruth. She truly demonstrated grace under pressure.
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
I just blew my weed a kiss
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
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