You surviving the open bar?
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this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
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$5 long island pitchers = roommate pissing on his laptop at 3am.
"Home for the holidays" isn't clearance to fuck the recently 18 year old high schooler right?
Nope, his last birthday was.
Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
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My girl came home. i was jacking off on the couch and she just starts telling me about her day, as if im not half naked with my hand on my cock.
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
Woke up at noon, still drunk, naked, with another girl next to me. When she wakes up, I'm gonna have my SECOND lesbian experience with her. How's your 2015 going?
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
Is 10AM too early for pizza and Dr. Pepper?
Only if 5PM is too early to be drunk. And when has that ever stopped us?
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