he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
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I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
my shower just felt like jesus cried on me. like he shed tears just for my shower.
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
I'm sorry I get my lefts and rights confused because I'm dyslexic. But, it took you at least 15 minutes to figure out it wasn't your room OR YOUR HUSBAND.
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