I found the TV remote. It was in the washing machine along with the chicken wings you kept complaining to Domino's about that they 'never delivered'
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
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theres so much semen in my vacuum cleaner...
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
He can only pee with the faucet running. It's like I'm dating a fucking toddler.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
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Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
The annual Father's Day Wake and Bake has been canceled due to lack of hustle.
Your friend gave me you're number. I was the guy locked behind the book shelf.
I think you have the wrong number, but I hope you escaped your library-prison?
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
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