I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
I've never been 12-exclamation-point-excited for sex. That must have been good.
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
we literally hit three floors of our apartment building searching for condoms. also got macaroni.
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Your last words were "i'm gonna motorboat the bartender." then you commenced with an attempted motorboat
I just licked the seasoning off all the doritoes in the bag. Tell me when I should stop drinking or I'll just move on to the sunchips
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
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But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
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