i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
I just found little boats floating in my bathtub....they are made out of white castle boxes, condoms, pickles, and corks. All the wine we bought is being used as the "ocean"....clearly we didn't drink any of the wine.....but I don't remember doing this.
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
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he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
I didn't know what to say so I just sent him a chicken emoji
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He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
I'm writing off my condom expenses in my taxes
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
You ate ashes out of my bong
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
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