I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
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you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
I picked her up for our first date on a fucking horse. Of course I got a BJ.
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
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I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
Thanks to you I just drunkenly spot washed a Star Wars hoodie, at midnight on a Friday. If there is a greater level of nerdiness I do not know of its existence
worse hangover than the time you almost threw up in a plant in front of your daycare kids?
...I don't remember telling you about that but yes
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