the women in the ladies room did not appreciate my innovation of turning a sink into a urinal
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
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Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
Sitting on the curb by new england comics with a weeping drunk girl who's eating french fries saying she'll never be as successful as her sister the hand model. She's scaring the nerds.
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
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I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
Why did I not realize how important my fridge was till I was drunk. It keeps all my food cold its like my own cold box
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
My mom just woke me up with a cowboy hat and sunglasses on. It's 7 am and she's drunk.
He showed up soaking wet with a flashlight and a ping pong ball. I couldn't say no
Well we've always known you have a weakness for guys with balls in their hands
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