I have got to lose weight!! Apparently no one wants to fuck a fat chick with herpes.
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
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Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
Mistake of the day: loudly discussing my gay hookups on the phone at the dmv in upstate NY... this must be what leprosy feels like
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
And if I don't get arrested for drinking and canoeing over the next 3 days, this hurricane will not have turned out anywhere near as well as I planned
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
I just recorded myself pooping, then uploaded to google drive, then connected to my pc through teamviewer then downloaded it, then played it to the living room while still pooping. God I love the internet.
The guy behind me is talking about how his life goal is to use his knowledge of mathematics to make the world a better place. My only life goal right now is getting through this lecture without throwing up in my lap.
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
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