is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
her facebook's as public as her vagina
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
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she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
The only person who DOESN'T think it's a horrible idea to sleep with my ex is my therapist. Obviously I trust her judgement above all others.
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I smell like a brewery and I have been drinking for 7 hours. This seems like a perfect time to tell my husband I want a divorce.
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
We found you in the bathroom at 1AM throwing money into the toilet making wishes. That drunk.
.... Seriously?
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
You know you've hit a new slutty low when you're simultaneously sexting and having a tea party with a 4 year old
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